January 2010
txtsfrmlstnght:
(661): Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don’t shut up. (1-661): What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was “how”
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Buying an iPad in Boston is gonna be the worst.
streetsofchicago:
staceyjoy:
sade:
“Where are your iPads?”
“Over here, did you want the Touch or the Classic?”
“What? No. iPads.”
“Yeah. iPods. Over here.”
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fmylife:
Today, at my school, the student council is trying to raise $5000 for Haiti. They are doing so by playing the song from High School Musical in the hallways and cafeteria everyday until they get the money. FML
What?! This is awesome! I would totally not donate just so they would keep playing HSM!
11 Most Scandalous Saved by the Bell Revelations...
comicscavern:
Here are the 11 most ridiculous, salacious and lurid “Saved by the Bell” sex (and drug) scandals revealed by Dustin Diamond in “Behind the Bell” — in no particular order.
Despite the obnoxious bright green and pink fonts used in this article from 11points.com, it’s still quite possibly the most entertaining thing I’ll read this week. Click on the link, you won’t be disappointed....
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“CHEATING is between a husband and wife. Not TMZ and Joy Bewhore … God, I...”
– Kristie Alley, on Joy Behar’s coverage of Tiger Woods
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RICHARD: He ended his life with a track-and-field starter pistol.
LORELAI: Wow. On your mark, get set, die awkwardly.
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txtsfrmlstnght:
(978): Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him? (1-978): Nah. I did too.
I hate you people.
fmylife:
Today, it became apparent to me that the letters ‘T’ and ‘G’ are far too close together on the keyboard. This is why I’ll never end an email with the phrase “Regards” ever again. FML
Oh, the number of times I’ve almost ended an email ‘Kind Retards’ cannot be counted.
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Watchcomicscavern:
The Onion: Final Season Of ‘Lost’ Promises To Make Fans More Annoying Than Ever
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“I don’t want to see anybody have to go through that again [The Dave and...”
– Jay Leno in his 2004 announcement that he was giving the Tonight Show to Conan in 2009. Oops.
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NEIL PATRICK HARRIS TO GUEST STAR ON GLEE →
gleeks:
srsly:
I AM SO FUCKING EXCITED FOR THIS OH MY GOD
One of my fav people on one of my fav shows!
Back to the Future Part II
passthemike:
11 predictions that they got right
11 predictions they got wrong
I’m still holding my breath on that Hoverboard
txtsfrmlstnght:
(305): Party in the USA is so catchy! (863): Yea, so is AIDS.
Touche.
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Can you name all the horcruxes in one minute? →
everythingharrypotter:
(via fuckyeahvoldemort)
Yes, yes I can.
Letter of the Day: The Devil and Mister Robertson
thedailywhat:
Satan (in the form of Minneapolis resident Lilly Coyle) writes an open letter to Pat Robertson, excoriating the televangelist for his claim that the Haiti quake was the direct consequence of the put-upon nation’s long-standing pact with him.
From the Minneapolis Star-Tribune:
Dear Pat Robertson,
I know that you know that all press is good press, so I appreciate the shout-out....
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