February 2012
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A little back and forth: The Things I Wish I Could... →
thefrenemy:
I’ve already done my laundry today and it is folded and put away!
Of course I have no responsibilities right now, we can just get drunk all day on this Wednesday.
I love handing over my rent check, it feels somewhat like flying
Why yes, ‘dancing to *NSync in my underwear’ is…
Take a number, gentleman callers interested in me!
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WatchI’m not watching the Superbowl, but this commercial almost makes me wish I were.
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“If it’s an honest rape, that individual should go immediately to the emergency...”
– Ron Paul, on rape and abortion.
What. The. Fuck.
(via shitthatronpaulsays)
No HIV/STI test, no counseling, no plan B, no call to the police?
(via socialistexan)
“honest rape” ???
(via stfuhatemongers)
what the fuck would an estrogen shot even do.
(via thelefthandedwifegonerogue)
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Letter from freed slave to former master draws... →
20 Common Grammar Mistakes that Almost Everyone... →
My war against less versus fewer rages on.
January 2012
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“I’m scared of Yellowstone, which is a super volcano in America. It’s set to go...”
– Daniel Radcliffe (via wenbys)
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Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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NEVER FORGET
apriki:
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“People choose shitty things. People choose 2 and a Half Men and NASCAR and...”
– Gawker on the People’s Choice Awards (via frangry)
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Getting deja vu here...
thegirlweadore:
BUT HOW IS ADAM SANDLER STILL WINNING COMEDY AWARDS?!
On a related but unrelated note, how did Ryan Reynolds win best Superhero? Shit is effed up.
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Getting deja vu here...
BUT HOW IS ADAM SANDLER STILL WINNING COMEDY AWARDS?!
it's a moo point.: falulatonks: God, you guys, I’m... →
falulatonks:
God, you guys, I’m reading this series by Elizabeth Peters about this woman called Vicky Bliss (I know, right) - she’s a hot but super-intelligent art historian who by night investigates art theft and hunts down forgeries and there’s this guy! who is a master criminal who …
Reblogging to make a note to read this series.
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“At 30 he still knows all the words to songs from The Little Mermaid.”
– Chris Evans’ mom for GQ Magazine (July 2011)
December 2011
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Watchlolslater:
LOLSlater and Danger Guerrero’s Top Five Saved By The Bell Moments:
#1 - The Break Up
DG: For #1, I think we need to touch on the central issue throughout the show’s run: the on-again, off-again romance between Zack and Kelly. While there are lots of moments from the show to choose from on that topic, I think the best example is the break up scene at the dance. There is...
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