“ I’m scared of Yellowstone, which is a super volcano in America. It’s set to go in the next 50,000 years and that keeps me up at night.
January 26, 2012
January 24, 2012
- Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
- Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
January 21, 2012
the icing on
cakecar. the scene off lake shore drive.note to self: don’t leave car parked near LSD on cold/windy nights.
Good lord. At least it has a chance to melt tomorrow.
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1 week agoMS. HANSEN?
Oh my god, what are you? What are you? You are so cute.
I’M DOGTOR BUTTONS, CHIEF CARDIOLOGIST. I’M SORRY, MS. HANSEN, BUT WE WERE UNABLE TO SAVE YOUR MOTHER. WE DID EVERYTHING WE COULD.
Oh. Okay. That’s fine. You’re the cutest thing I’ve ever seen. Look at you. Just look at you.
YES, JUST LOOK AT ME. I THINK THAT’S BEST. THERE ARE SOME FORMS WE’D LIKE YOU TO FILL OUT, IF YOU DON’T MIND. WE USED TO RECOMMEND GRIEF COUNSELORS BUT NOWADAYS WE BASICALLY JUST HAVE PEOPLE PLAY WITH MY EARS FOR TEN MINUTES. WOULD YOU LIKE THAT?
Oh my god yes. I love you. I love you so much.
I KNOW YOU DO, MS. HANSEN. I LOVE YOU TOO.
ATKINS, YOU CAN PUT ME DOWN NOW. TELL SUSAN TO BRING THE ORGAN PROCUREMENT FORMS AND COME GET ME WHEN MRS. MITCHELL IS PREPPED FOR THAT BYPASS.
January 19, 2012
New Photo: ’The Hunger Games’ | EW
Fans of the book should no doubt recognize this as moments before a pivotal scene.
GETTING EXCITED.
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1 week agoThis actually makes me hate the movie a little bit less
George Clooney, you perfect bastard.
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January 18, 2012
January 17, 2012
About 4 months ago when the sun was shining and I was still wearing short sleeve shirts with regularity, Living Social posted a deal for Shooting and Drinking. You had me at Shooting. and Drinking. Fast forward to Saturday 1/14/12 and the day had finally arrived.
We met in RiverNorth and hopped on the bus to Michigan. We went shooting first (much safer option) We each shot a 9mm handgun, an AK47 and a Tommy Gun. The shooting portion of the trip definitely kicked a lot of ass. Charlotte was our winner being the most accurate with the 9mm handgun. Kate liked the AK47 a bit much, which I think freaked all of us out.
After the shooting was all wrapped up on to the Round Barn Winery Distillery and Brewery. Included in the price of the trip was a pint glass or stemless wine glass as well as 8 tokens good for alcohol samples! I used all of my samples on the beer which was ok (some much better than others but the things we got to try are below and the ones I thought were better have been bolded)
Barodinger
Kolsch
Bob’s Your Uncle
Amber Ale
Harvest Ale
Brown Rye
Cocoa Stout
Oak-Aged IPA
Even though I was out of tokens I had to try their bourbon. Glad I did, I think it ended up being the best thing that I tried on the trip.
After the tasting we grabbed a growler of the Oak-Aged IPA and went back to the bus for a drunken return trip to Chicago.I really have to give Living Social some credit for this event. GREAT IDEA!
Drinking & Shooting was AWESOME!
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Cougar Town Season 3 Poster
Returns February 14th 8.30/7.30c
Yes! It’s coming back!!!
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